One foot in front of the other

It’s fall now

I use toilet paper to wipe droplets of clear snot from my daughter’s nose

Me, her, and my wife all share the same chapstick

We’ve talked about buying my daughter rain boots

But worry it won’t rain enough

When Halloween came, I didn’t buy candy for trick or treaters because last year, we only had one group ring our doorbell

My daughter didn’t wear the Halloween costume we bought her

I’ve been putting cinnamon in my coffee

One morning, after I got fired from work for calling my boss a {{redacted}}

I laid in the backyard on the wet grass and let the rain pelt me in the face until I couldn’t tell if it was tears or rain that soaked my cheeks

And my mother says that I don’t have any body fat because I’m vegan

That’s why I’m always cold

When people want to complain, they seek me out

The season’s changed, but a lot of it is the same

I’m still the guy people go to when they’re depressed

The alcohol swirls in a cup made of glass

And we write

And we write

And we write

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